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  • Haulingboat
    • Oct 2007
    • 46



    Worst Ramp Display Ever!

    Yesterday I took the wife and daughter up to the Trinity River, a new site for us. We had a great time. The water was butter. We only saw three or four other boats all day. This will be our new riding spot.

    Anyways, as we were heading in, we witnessed the worst display of ramp etiquitte ever. The ramp has no dock. It is a simple one lane concrete ramp into the river with muddy banks on both sides. As we approach the ramp, here is a guy with an older mastercraft and Chevy Suburban backed down to the waters edge. His five or six kids are running wild, some in the boat some running around the parking lot. He and his wife are unloading crap from the car to the boat while hogging the entire ramp. It takes about five minutes for them to get all the kids and crap in the boat. The wife is standing on the shoreline holding what looked like three or four two foot lines tied together attached to the bow cleat. The husband backs the boat down into the water but does not unclip the winch strap, so the boat floats off the trailer and peels all the strap off the winch. He started to pull forward and drag the boat back up the ramp but then realized his mistake and stopped.

    So, he finally gets the boat off the trailer but now the wife is standing on the shore holding the bow line up wind of the ramp. She wont get here feet wet or muddy so the boat floats down in front of the ramp. That's right! They held up the ramp for fifteen minutes just getting the boat off the trailer and now they continue to hold up the ramp by blocking it with their boat. My wife has our trailer backed right to the waters edge but can't get it in because there boat is right in the way. I wave to the women to move to the other side of the ramp so the wind will move the boat out of the way. She tugs on the line twice and then shrugs her shoulders as if to say, "there is nothing I can do." As she is standing there the guy has parked the trailer and makes three diffrent attemps to walk down to the boat but remebers somthing else in the car and turns to walk back each time.

    Ridiculous! Once he finally gets as much as he can possibly hold he walks back down to the ramp and grabs the line from the woman. She still does not want to get wet or muddy so now they are arguing about whether to get the boat out of the way or for her to get in. They due manags to move the boat out of the way just enough to allow our trailer in the water. As I drive on, his swim platform is within inches of my trailer side guide.

    We get out of the water and up the ramp after about thirty minutes of watching these fools bumble around. As we are prepping the boat for the trailer home, this guy has the engine compartment open and is trying to get the boat started, again blocking the ramp.

    They turned what is normally a 3-5 minute process into a thitry minute escapade that could have damaged property or injured someone. Besides venting, I guess the point of this thread is to say get educated before going to the water. These folks were obviously new boaters with little to no experience and diffinitly no common courtesy.

    Very frustrating.
  • east tx skier
    1,000 Post Club Member
    • Apr 2005
    • 1561

    • Tyler, TX


    #2
    That stinks. A few years ago, we had a boat full of nimrods load their boat in fairly short order, but then pull the trailer up about 10 feet and proceed to wipe the boat down while blocking the ramp. Fortunately, my wife is a heckuva trailer backer and threaded the needle to get us loaded up and out of the way. Usually these kinds of things don't happen so often in October fortunately for the rest of us.
    1998 Ski Nautique (Red/Silver Cloud), GT-40, Perfect Pass Stargazer 8.0z (Zbox), Acme #422, Tunable Rudder.

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    • Andrew
      Senior Member of PLANETNAUTIQUE
      • Aug 2005
      • 891

      • Tuscaloosa, AL


      #3
      no excuse is worthy imo. when i was 15 i could park the boat, back the truck down the ramp, put the boat on the trailer and be out of the way in less than 10 minutes all by myself (also the first year i owned the thing). as long as u have a little common sense it shouldn't be a major ordeal..... but if u throw a bunch of kids into the equation, then i'll have to admit that i'm unexperienced lol

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      • Haulingboat
        • Oct 2007
        • 46



        #4
        A little common courtesy goes along way. The faster you get in and iout of the ramp the better.

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        • Mikeski
          1,000 Post Club Member
          • Jul 2003
          • 2908

          • San Francisco, CA

          • Current 2005 SV 211, due for upgrade! GS22 or GS24 perhaps? Previous

          #5
          That's why I don't carry a gun in my boat. It would be quite difficult to refrain from using it in the situation you describe.

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          • AbunDiga909
            1,000 Post Club Member
            • Sep 2003
            • 2470

            • St. Louis, MO


            #6
            my sister is only 12 and we already taught her this year how to launch/pull the boat ... she doesn't have much physical experience driving the boat obviously--i wouldnt let her do it in high winds or anything. but, just from living with us on the water for a decade or so, even she knows ramp etiquette better than most...

            my favorite incident was the time when some guy bashed me for launching, driving out of the way of the ramp to free it up while friend parked car, and returned to the dock just to pickup person. the guy said i had no clue how to launch a boat (i guess implying the proper way was to wait and block the ramp while the car is parked). as i drove away, i see him slowly drift in his IO into the mud and get stuck...
            [color=blue][size=2][b]I Nautique, therefore I am.[/b][/size][/color]

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            • talbertini
              • Jan 2005
              • 132

              • Eugene, Or.


              #7
              My 12 year old son can take the boat off the trailer and drive it around to the beach whee we make camp and then drive it back and put it on the trailer. The whole process takes about 3 minutes each way. He can also pull me skiing at 36mph in open water with the PP on. He'll be learning how to pull through the course next summer.

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              • coach
                • Jan 2006
                • 42

                • Orlando, Fl


                #8
                When we were in Northern Calif., on Sunday afternoon at a popular launch site, they had a small bleacher/grandstand set-up next to the ramp. Great entertainment watching the mania of drunks, pissed-off husbands & wifes, first timers, and we took pride cheering, booing, and holding up score cards. We saw tow vehicles launched, boats dropped off trailers, people falling out of boats. When you have spectators it gets better.

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                • Quinner
                  1,000 Post Club Member
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 2245

                  • Unknown

                  • Correct Crafts

                  #9
                  Coach that sounds like great fun! The greatest launch spectacle we have ever experienced is downtown Chicago on Lake Michigan after the lakefront 4th of July fireworks, ton's of boats all returning around the same time, tight parking, busy harbor, heavy traffic, drunks and pure chaos, bring the cooler and your in for a good show.

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                  • Red57Bird
                    Senior Member of PLANETNAUTIQUE
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 381

                    • Raleigh, NC/Lake Gaston

                    • 2003 Super Air

                    #10
                    What is this "launch ramp" that you all speak of in this thread?? :???: :???: :???:

                    Have a brother that had a PWC years ago and when he moved back in town, we went out to the lake just north of the city on a Saturday. We were about 38th in line at the ramp and it took about 50 minutes before we got the hull wet - major chaos. Stayed out for most of the day, had some first-time boat owner almost run over my wife and son, watched Wildlife officers chase him down and impound his boat (my preference would have been to tie cinder blocks to his ankles and send him on a deep dive), then decided to leave. We were about 25th in line at the ramp and took about another 35-40 minutes to get the PWC loaded up.

                    After that fun experience I made a pact to NEVER own a PWC or boat. I have friends with boats and I'll gladly pay for gas, but I'll never own a boat. That changed after we bought our lot at a lake on the NC/VA border. We have a covered boat house with a boat lift - only time I see the ramp is at the end of the season when I take the PWC out to get winterized. I'll admit, I'm spoiled and don't think I could ever enjoy any kind of boat that I had to drag around and launch each time I wanted to use it. I really feel for you guys and gals that have to deal with the "launching experience".
                    2003 SAN (current)
                    2003 Chaparral 220 SSi (sold)

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                    • bkhallpass
                      1,000 Post Club Member
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 1407

                      • Discovery Bay, CA

                      • 2001 Super Air Nautique (Current) 1998 Ski Nautique (former) 1982 Ski Nautique (Current)

                      #11
                      Originally posted by coach
                      When we were in Northern Calif., on Sunday afternoon at a popular launch site, they had a small bleacher/grandstand set-up next to the ramp. Great entertainment watching the mania of drunks, pissed-off husbands & wifes, first timers, and we took pride cheering, booing, and holding up score cards. We saw tow vehicles launched, boats dropped off trailers, people falling out of boats. When you have spectators it gets better.
                      Know it well Coach. Orwood resort. Those bleachers were there for over 40 years.

                      Sadly, about 5 years ago, Orwood rebuilt the ramps. Now three beautiful very wide ramps. Unfortunately, with the widening of the ramps, the bleachers had to go. BKH
                      2001 Super Air

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                      • Fast351
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 315

                        • Winsted, MN

                        • 2001 Ski Nautique

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Red57Bird
                        I'll admit, I'm spoiled and don't think I could ever enjoy any kind of boat that I had to drag around and launch each time I wanted to use it. I really feel for you guys and gals that have to deal with the "launching experience".
                        Eh, you get used to it. You figure out what ramps to use and at what hours.

                        I ski on the Mississippi, and there are never more than a couple boats waiting to launch. Occasionally we get the "rude launcher", but for the most part people know what they're doing and you wait a few minutes tops. As a rule though, because you're launching into and out of a current, you kind of have to know what you're doing and most "weak boaters" stay away from there. It's not like it's a bad ramp or anything, but launching/loading with a 5 MPH crosscurrent takes a little getting used to.

                        Sure, it'd be nice to live on water (we actually do own a cabin on water and next year will have a nice dock to tie off to) but at home, we trailer to go skiing. It adds 20 minutes to the trip, but I don't mind at all.
                        2001 Ski Nautique / 2007 SV211 TE (gone but not forgotten)

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                        • Andrew
                          Senior Member of PLANETNAUTIQUE
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 891

                          • Tuscaloosa, AL


                          #13
                          i like it when the wahoo with the tiny pickup and the pwc thinks he deserves ur spot in line just because he's smaller.......... normally i calmly shove my behemoth of a truck and the little nauti back into my rightful place........... i'll never forget the time that the wahoo had to get out and pick his trailer up so he could get out of the "pickle" he put himself in haha! i think he yelled at me, but with the windows up, and with the radio and air on, i couldn't quite make out what he was saying............

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